BREAKING NEWS... ... ... ... ...
Sighted: A naked preschooler wearing a green terry cloth frog towel darted through one Glencoe resident's home. Witnesses say he was shouting 'SUPER FROG' and 'I HAVE SUPER POWERS'. No damage was reported and no arrests were made, despite the indecent exposure because he was just too darn cute.
A small witness displayed her displeasure at the noisy interlude with just a small furrowing of her brow.
|Super frog?! Go away! I'm sleeping.|