I love fresh tomatoes! I want to eat them all day, every day!
After the first batch of homemade canned spaghetti sauce:
Wow. That was a lot of work for a few measly pints of sauce. But it's so good and fresh!
After canning the second batch of homemade sauce:
I can buy a quart for $2.99. And it has Paul Newman's picture on it.
While canning the third batch of homemade sauce:
I'd rather be scrubbing the toilet with my own toothbrush, but I need to do something with these tomatoes before they rot.
Decided to can tomato juice with the 4th bushel of tomatoes:
Who's idea was this anyways? I'm going to need a lot of Grey Goose for the 100 Bloody Marys I can make now.
While juicing, cooking and canning the 5th bushel: GODDAMNED TOMATO PLANTS DIE ALREADY!!! IF I SEE ANOTHER TOMATO I AM GOING TO MURDER MY HUSBAND! Because he planted them all. Bastard.
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| Tomato Festival in Spain. Pic from Google Images. |
