Thursday, September 13, 2012

You say tomato, I say STFU.

In the beginning of the tomato harvest:
I love fresh tomatoes!  I want to eat them all day, every day!

After the first batch of homemade canned spaghetti sauce:
Wow.  That was a lot of work for a few measly pints of sauce.  But it's so good and fresh!

After canning the second batch of homemade sauce:
I can buy a quart for $2.99.  And it has Paul Newman's picture on it.


While canning the third batch of homemade sauce:
I'd rather be scrubbing the toilet with my own toothbrush, but I need to do something with these tomatoes before they rot.

Decided to can tomato juice with the 4th bushel of tomatoes:
Who's idea was this anyways?  I'm going to need a lot of Grey Goose for the 100 Bloody Marys I can make now.

While juicing, cooking and canning the 5th bushel: GODDAMNED TOMATO PLANTS DIE ALREADY!!!  IF I SEE ANOTHER TOMATO I AM GOING TO MURDER MY HUSBAND!  Because he planted them all.  Bastard.

Tomato Festival in Spain.  Pic from Google Images.



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